For this reason, they are likely to stay faithful and remain attached to you.

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They've been snatching all the quality Jewish men, and the Rebeccas and Rachels of the world (okay, maybe just Long Island) aren't going to have it.

What do these women know, that these celebrity women are finally catching onto? There are many reasons swarms of girls flock to these Stars of David like lox on bagels.

For one, they are the “chosen people.” For another, once they do reach a socially acceptable level of maturity, they blossom into really successful individuals (I'm specifically referring to the ones that don't eventually enter into politics or money laundering).

They are diligent and dedicated guys whose compassion and patience are rare finds in most men.

Marrying a Jewish guy is like winning the lucky sperm lottery, and it pays off in the form of devotion and hard-to-pronounce last names daily.

What they lack in stature, they make up for in good character and fun holidays.

I'm not biased because I've been wading in this Dead Sea of candidates for my entire lifetime — I'm actually quite tired of it.

I'm knowledgeable on the subject and I can appreciate a solid Jewish man when I meet him (Why do you think I'm out for Anne Hathaway's blood all the time? But above all, Jewish men happen to make excellent boyfriends and even better husbands.

Perhaps due to their borderline questionable attachment to their invasive Jewish mothers (no judgment: I have one and will become one), they understand and value treating a lady right, especially someone they love.

They're committed, good-hearted and easily whipped when the right vagina comes along.

Jewish boys are here to remind us that the nuclear family living in the dream house with the white picket fence and mezuzahs on the door can and does exist. Here's how Jewish men make great husbands: Maybe it's the fact that they attended Hebrew School for the better part of their adolescence or their undying “frat” mentality (they are still following the 10 Commandments, after all), but these guys are highly dedicated people.